he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Everything about him screamed your future.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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