Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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