normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize