roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
This baby is an asshole
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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