You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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