Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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