Christians are straight up FREAKS
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm drive I can fine osifer
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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