I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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