This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize
