whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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