talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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