He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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