Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
and i looked up. we had an audience...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
It's blow job season.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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