Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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