My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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