we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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