Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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