Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
