I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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