:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
do herpes really smell.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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