my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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