what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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