the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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