I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
how does that bad decision feel?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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