Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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