my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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