Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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