There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
