I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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