Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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