I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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