Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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