she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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