operation have a gay friend backfired
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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