i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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