that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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