Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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