Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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