porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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