she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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