Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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