it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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