ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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