its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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