I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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