i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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