I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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