I'm jealous of your bromance
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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