honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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