If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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