okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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