Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Randomize
