The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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