we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
