apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I love having hate sex.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Randomize
